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Motel Rooms are like Movie Sets

In the music business identities can be created and junked as easily as erasing a digital image. A new identity can conceal pain, hunger, absence, and it’s hard to hold onto any real authenticity.
Motel Rooms are like Movie Sets explores how hard it might be to first shed all the false identities, to touch base with the self, have that suddenly threatened and then through the process of trying to reclaim that essence explores the absurdity of daily flipping identities.
But new and different identities can be fun, even revealing of insights about the self and trouble is today there’s a notion you ain’t nothing without a (false) identity. And if one won’t give you what only your authentic self ever could, try another and another. . .
The screenplay tracks a sensationally troubled singer fighting unknown odds to make a come-back. Following a road accident Sonja Sheehan seeks to reclaim her star status and discover who caused the accident forcing her out of the limelight for a year and leaving her beloved partner with a changed personality.
Her partner Jack Klee is in fact suffering from a condition produced by the shock of the accident named the Capgrass Syndrome – where the sufferer believes someone close to them has been replaced by an identical imposter – a delusion that is often fixed.
Believing Sonja was in fact killed in the same car smash Jack has vowed no look-a-like is ever going to make a come-back in the name of his beloved . . .


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Love, Fags & Hate

The approaching death of old Win' Coles, cared for by her psychopathic son Mark, calls for a reuniting of the family: there's maniac Jane from missionary work in Africa; Frank from the floor of a South London bar; Paul from a Hampstead analyst's couch; and Ben from a blue cloud in Glastonbury.
The hold the ancient crone Win Coles has on each is exercised once again as a Writ for the possession of the home in which she wants to die is served. Which of her brood will take the bait to find the necessary five grand in just 48 hours and so save the day?
And if she survives that long who might benefit from the Will - this last instrument of power she wields. But is there a Will? And most importantly, in the event of death, in the sudden absence of that iron hold she has on the family, what's likely to happen to the established patterns of love and hate between those remaining?
 

Excerpt:

 

1. EXT. BRIGHTON SEAFRONT. DAY. (LATE SUMMER)(Present time)

A cab being driven along the front.
 The cab stops at a point overlooking the sea.
 

2. EXT. PROMENADE. DAY.

The window of the cab winds down.
The deathly face of an OLD WOMAN looks out.

NICK’s (VOICE OVER)
You have your last little look, eh?

The OLD WOMAN’S POV: a small child coming along the prom sticks out her tongue.
The OLD WOMAN rolls her watery eyes.


3. INT. TRAVELING AIRPLANE. DAY.
JANE’S face, prim, tight, refusing to look out the window at cirrus clouds.


4. EXT. PROMENADE. DAY. 

NICK is now helping the OLD WOMAN out of the car.
The OLD WOMAN now supported by NICK, dragging herself with her stick overlooking the beach and sea.
The OLD WOMAN reaching desperately for the rail as she arrives.
And the walking stick she’s let go off dropping down to the pebbles below.
NICK’S face.

NICK
How you bleedin’ well going to walk back now?


5. INT.AIRPORT ARRIVALS: HEATHROW. DAY.

JANE walks smartly through arrivals.
Her face lights imperiously.
A NUN walking forward to greet her.
JANE revealing a gift for the NUN.
An African sculpture of a figure with large phallus.
The NUN.


6. EXT. PROMENADE. DAY. 

NICK pushing the OLD WOMAN into the cab and slamming the door.
The old FACE looking out as the window of the cab winds up.
The cab drawing away, continuing its journey along the front.


7. INT. BAR: VICTORIA STATION. DAY.

FRANK finishing a pint, turns out.


8. EXT/INT. VICTORIA STATION CONCOURSE. DAY.
The indicator flips over stopping on the ‘FAST’ to Brighton.
PAUL runs through a barrier towards a waiting train.
FRANK leaning out of a window of the train, waves PAUL on.
PAUL acknowledges the wave and runs on up the platform.


9. INT. LIVING ROOM; BRIGHTON FLAT. DAY.

The OLD WOMAN lying on a Z-bed set up in a living room.
Her POV: through French windows a street running down-hill, and distantly beyond, the horizon of the sea.
NICK snatching up a ringing phone in the room.

NICK
No, no, now just now – about to have a lady deceased on our hands here.

So saying he picks up a small hand bell from the side of the Z-bed and tinkles it.

NICK
Oh, no – it’s me dear old Mum.

The glassy eyes of the OLD WOMAN.
Her POV: the huge, once palatial room now falling to pieces.
Ashtrays on the tables around piled high with fag ends..
Suddenly a silent TOP SHOT on this: a birds-eye view of the room – held until the (filtered) SOUND of a doorbell comes through.
NICK hanging up.

NICK
Later, mate.

He leaves the room.
The OLD WOMAN’S eyes move as if enquiring as to who’s at the door: distantly we hear NICK’s voice shouting abuse at someone.
NICK re-entering the room.

NICK
(Holding an envelope)
Fuckin’ writ to possess the place now! Fuckin’ landlord! Time like this!

OLD WOMAN
What?

NICK
They want five grand paid into their offices by the day after tomorrow or we’re out.

OLD WOMAN
I’m dying in my own home I am.

NICK
We’re out.

OLD WOMAN
How much?

NICK
Five fuckin’ thousand.

OLD WOMAN
(Pauses)
Well, couldn’t you . . . you know, do a deal? For your dying old Mum?

NICK looks, thinks.
Suddenly SOUND of the doorbell again.


10. INT. HALLWAY. DAY.

NICK opening the front door.
JANE, ignoring him, walking straight past.


11. INT.LIVING ROOM. DAY.

JANE going straight to the OLD WOMAN, taking her hand.

NICK
(Entering behind her)
Made it then, eh?

JANE
Have a little respect.

NICK
After 10 fuckin’ years!

JANE turns her head to the OLD WOMAN. She shuts her eyes, screwing them up as if doing so might bring life back into the OLD WOMAN. She looks comic.
NICK’S reaction: is she sane?

JANE
(At length, opening her eyes)
In Zambia where I come from one person dies every four minutes.

NICK
Bloody expert, eh?

NICK shrugs his head back, begins counting.

NICK
One, two, three, four – one, two, three, four . . .

As if he is counting the minutes before the next person (in Zambia) dies: he is obviously unstable.
The OLD WOMAN lurches into a sudden coughing fit.
NICK is there instantly throwing her tissues, pulling them from the box like confetti and letting them fall into her face.
JANE’S face shows how she hates the way he is.
She calms the OLD WOMAN.

JANE
The suffering you have endured.

NICK making a face, turning out.


12. INT. HALLWAY. DAY.

NICK turning out, slams the door.
On the hallway wall a picture swings back and forth.
NICK looking at the picture.
An old print of a boy in a sunhat with cricket bat, standing before the stumps, and titled, ‘The Hope of his Side’.
NICK winks at the boy in the picture and moves on.

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